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Joke of the Day

"No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!"

"I want to make a puzzle that says ""Get a job"" after its completed."

"[first date] HER: Do you have any hobbies? ME: Yes! Wait, did you say ""hobbits""? HER: No, hobbies ME: Oh, then no"

"I met this 14 year old online, and she told me she is an undercover cop... How COOL is that for someone her age?"

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken!"

"Did you know that witches don't wear panties? It's so they can get a better grip on the broomstick."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back."

"What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? Baby giraffes."