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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"

"What do you call a prostitute who does both men and women? An omniwhore."

"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."

"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."

"On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth."

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn."

"Bought an ice cream cake and the cashier told me to keep it in the freezer until serving as it will melt. I gotta start dressing smarter."

"What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit? A hare ball"

"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."

"Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar."