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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
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"My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, ""It's about time!"""
"a spider dropped onto me this morning and I was just really excited that someone else was in bed with me"
"What does a gamer say when he get married? GG."
"How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen."
"I hate when people text me ""what are you doing?"" at 1:00 pm on a weekday. Well I don't have your Art History degree, so probably ""working""."
"I watched a documentary about the lives of beavers last night... It was the best dam movie I've ever seen."
"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."
"You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot"
"did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,""Lie to me, lie to me."""