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Joke of the Day

"What kind of car does George Bush the younger drive? A BMDubya!"

"The Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated..."

"What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo? The attorney charges more."

"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."

"You're only as good as your internet connection."

"There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart."

"WIFE: Carol's hubby gives her flowers EVERY day. I'd LOVE u to do that ME: Ok [next day] ME [giving Carol flowers] No I don't get it either"

"I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked ""is your son sexually active?"" I replied with ""no he just lays there and cries."""

"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."

"Why is your mom like a 360 noscope? Cuz I wouldn't hit that."