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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo? The attorney charges more."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar One says to the other ""what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?"""

"""I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."" ""Were there any witnesses?"" ""There sure were. If there hadn't been it would have been forty pounds."""

"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"

"Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be."

"why does traditional Irish chili only have 239 beans in it? ...if it had one more, it would be ""teew faarty"""

"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."

"My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, ""it goes by so fast."""

"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."

"What do they use to heal cuts in the Matrix Neo Sporin"