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Joke of the Day

"You're only as good as your internet connection."

"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."

"What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings."

"Yesterday I saw a squirrel swimming... it was really cool. I have never seen that before."

"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."

"You can't always get what you want, but if you cry loud enough you'll at least have the satisfaction of making everyone really uncomfortable"

"What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."

"""Oh sure, they can eat their own poop, no problem. They just CAN'T eat chocolate. It'll kill them."" - God inventing dogs."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""

"Internet Explorer: so about last night Me: Oh, i used you for flash. IE: Are we back together, am i your default? Me: don't make this weird"