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Joke of the Day

"Programming is like sex One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime."

"Why did people call the late man a tiny ass? Because he was a little behind."

"""I liked small butts. I was lying."" - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession"

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"

"I'm not in a relation""ship,"" I'm in a relation""barge"" that's towing emotional garbage all day long."

"What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll"

"Viagra won't make you James Bond.. ..but it will make you Roger Moore."

"Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off"

"Why did you destroy that urinal cake? Peer pressure"

"Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested? www.filopedia.org"