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Joke of the Day

"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""

"Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra."

"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"See you later masturbater Afterwhile pedophile"

"21 afraid of 20 We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was 21 terrified of 20? Because twenty-eight twenty-nine... (With profuse apologies.)"

"Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies."

"Nerdy joke What did the web server told the browser? My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer? Please give me <HEAD> first."

"Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said "" Well, they used to be over there......"""

"Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could ""Humpback"" at my place."

"No one is perfect. Everyone's Ass has a crack in it."