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Joke of the Day
"I hate being bi-polar It's awesome"
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"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
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"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"I donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic.. I wouldn't take no as an answer"
"Me: *wakes up screaming* Wife: What's wrong? Me: Nightmare with the Microsoft Word Paperclip Helper again Wife: Need some help? Me: AHHH"
"What is the speciality of Alan Turing? He was homogeneous"
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"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber He had Loco motives"
"What did the scientist say at the bar? I'd like some H20 please."