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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it."

"What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas? Police Navidad."

"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???"

"What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ? Your name"

"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."

"Q: What's the most popular afro-american stereotype? A: boombox"

"The music composer at my school is suffering from Cancer. He's in the hospital being fed through a tuba."

"What's a Grecian Urn? About 75 cents an hour."