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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."

"I finally found out why guys get married because wives are cheaper than spending all you're money on whores."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a woman? The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time."

"TIL theres a supermoon on the 14th. ELI5: If it's so super, why doesn't it fly around in the sky? Oh, right... because it got paralyzed and died."

"11: Did it rain last night? Me: No. 11: But it's so wet! Me: That's what she said. 11: What? Me: What?"

"My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine."

"Why are there so many women archeologists? Because they love digging up the past."

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."

"That Allah guy sure is popular... I mean...His biggest fans are all dying to meet him."

"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."