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Joke of the Day

"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."

"I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !"

"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."

"I'm thinking about buying a greyhound, don't know what the wife is going to say so I'll run it by her first."

"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""

"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."

"Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name."