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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."
Next Joke
"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."
"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"
"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""
"Its amazing how much power a simple clipboard can wield. Today I fired my boss. What could he say? I have the clipboard."
"Here's a joke about procrastinating"
"What do you call a sexually repressed bandit? Rubbin' Hood"
"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"
"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"
"""May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"" ""Um, there's no such thing."" ""There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"""