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Joke of the Day
"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""
Next Joke
"'You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""
"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"
"Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal."
"Wife has a fever. Daughter has a fever. Neither are of the ""disco"" variety."
"I'm thinking of starting a youth foundation... I mean I've already got like 30 kids buried in my basement."
"How do you kill a vegan vampire? Steak to the heart."
"What does the horny scientist call a lobotomy? Getting head"
"Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh."
"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride."