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Joke of the Day

"I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark."

"Q: What's the opposite of a somersault? A: A winter pepper."

"What do you call a low income part of a town or city that is comprised mostly of pasta? The ""Speghetto""."

"Alcoholics don't run in my family... ...they mostly stumble around and bump into things."

"Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have? Super Bowl Babies."

"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""

"A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it."

"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."

"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who knows, they never get the house."

"Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already ""in the skies"". Thank you, I'll see myself out."