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Joke of the Day
"I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
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"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"
"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."
"Why does government matter? It doesn't."
"[talking to my guide dog] this better be the hospital this time and not wimbledon again [from a nearby speaker] ""FIFTEEN-LOVE"""
"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."
"How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? Like this."
"[rookie undercover] *walks up to dealer* ""yo you a cop"" um no ""hmm ok what you want"" EIGHT COCAINES PLEASE *gives thumbs up to chief in car*"
"Where does Iron man get his e-mail? Fe-mail"