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Joke of the Day
"Why does government matter? It doesn't."
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"I don't hold grudges. My father held grudges, I always hated him for that."
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well... I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh."
"My teeth are so white, they adopted 14 kids."
"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"
"I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... I came upon it by accident."
"""Hey Pop"" pleaded Angelo ""can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?"" ""What's the matter with you?"" asked his father. ""Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?"""
"Keep scrolling, I got nothing."
"What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car tune)."