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Joke of the Day
"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."
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"I will love you 'til the end of time, or until my blood alcohol level normalizes, whichever comes first."
"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"
"The Republican Party has shown its support for the mentally ill by nominating Trump for President! Well, support for at least one of them. (here come the trolls and bots)"
"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"
"A kid got in trouble for masturbating in the coat room All he did was jacket"
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seat-belt on"
"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"
"Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor......."