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Joke of the Day
"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."
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"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"
"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"
"You can't face the problems, if the problem is your Face."
"People mistook me for a racist Some people at the park had assumed I was a racist because they thought I had said ""sand nigger"" Really what I said was; ""Get out of the sand, nigger."""
"All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough."
"I'm so out of it I just asked my dog to hand me something. To be fair, he gave me the same blank stare my kids would have."
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it"
"We call our new maid Non Sequitur. She's Latin and she doesn't follow."
"You'd think Goldilocks would have been all like, ""Damn, it smells like bears in here. Is that a family portrait of bears?! I should leave."""