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Joke of the Day

"Where does Iron man get his e-mail? Fe-mail"

"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US."

"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"

"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.... I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now."

"What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?"

"did you hear the one about the deaf guy? niether did he."

"What cause of death did the doctor give for a patient whom died after staring at a woman's behind? assfixation"

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? It's okay though, he woke up."

"ME (pulling wishbone): I won WIFE: what'd u wish for? M: uh world peace W: Nice *human-sized bacon strip walks into kitchen* Hey, what's up?"