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Joke of the Day

"[rookie undercover] *walks up to dealer* ""yo you a cop"" um no ""hmm ok what you want"" EIGHT COCAINES PLEASE *gives thumbs up to chief in car*"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"

"Movember may be over... ...but Pubecember is just getting started."

"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"

"If superman were evil he'd be the man of steal"

"Legend of Tarzan 2: Tarzan meets other primates. He befriends them all. He teaches them to fight. It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes."

"What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady"

"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."