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Joke of the Day

"Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate."

"I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn't sent anyone to kill me yet. I'm radiating with joy."

"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."

"The NY Jets website is down... apparently they can't put together 3 w's"

"A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?"

"What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer"

"I'm gonna open a bakery in Germany. I'll call it ""Gluten Tag!"" K-THX-BAI!!!!!"

"The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall... ..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out."

"Sober Irishman"

"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""