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Joke of the Day

"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""

"Help! I'm a fat man trapped in a skinny body!"

"No, YOUR illiterate."

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."

"Wives want to videotape the birth of their child... ...while husbands want to videotape the conception."

"I'm uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. Guys."

"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles."

"Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight when you try to pick them up and get them in your car."

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"