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"Sober Irishman"
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"When is decency going to be cool again?"
"What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks? Minnesota"
"[Sees girl watching Star Wars] ""Oh I love that movie, the way"" *starts to sweat* ""All those stars are at war with each other"""
"I have four problems in life... ...counting, remembering and counting."
"What do you call a fascist fish? Gill Duce."
"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""
"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."
"What's the most popular pickup line at a gay bar? ""Hey, can I push your stool in?"""
"Woman is at a maternity hospital in a lot of pain. Her husband strokes her back and says, ""I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"" She says, ""Don't worry. It's not your fault."""