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Joke of the Day

"A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?"

"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."

"One time a girl tried sleeping with me for adderall... She was a total attention whore."

"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."

"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."

"What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? Gender"

"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"

"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."

"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"

"I took my dog to the vet The vet picked up the dog and examined him and said ""I'm sorry, I've got to put him down"". ""Why, what's wrong with him?"" ""He's too heavy"""