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Joke of the Day

"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."

"It must have been awesome in a world without saggy tits back before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity."

"I want to be a virgin all my life I want to set a good example for my kids"

"Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested? He attributed to the delinquency of a miner."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Donald Trump is so narcissistic... When he looks in the mirror, his pupils dilate"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year, the other is a great year."

"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

"Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet? Because it had too many threads."

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."