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Joke of the Day

"[Crate and Barrel job interview] ""So why do you want to work here?"" DONKEY KONG [sweating]: I love interior design"

"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."

"I like jokes that don't take long to read."

"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""

"""Report Spam"" is the elevator close door button of Twitter."

"A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins? The cabbage, it's a head"

"Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat."

"A website that automatically plays music or needs to ""load"" is as outdated & terrible as slavery."

"What does your momma and a hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up."