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Joke of the Day
"I like jokes that don't take long to read."
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"Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it."
"This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg"
"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."
"Answer Penguins have knees ? :D"
"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"
"I am the big shot at my new job. I am the human cannonball at the circus."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"
"Why do ducks nod their head when they walk? They're listening to duckstep!"