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Joke of the Day

"A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins? The cabbage, it's a head"

"Why did the broken window not go to the doctor? He had no more pane"

"The New York Mets."

"""So I was on a spaceship, and you were there, but it was not you, you know? Anyways..."" - MLK's less important dream"

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!"

"If the police police police police, who polices the police police? Police police police police police police."

"A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles, On her chest wrote the price of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille."

"i just sighed so hard that i blew out a candle that was 2 feet away from me. tragic."

"A Bug's Mind What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he crashes into a windshield? His asshole."

"The midget vampire woke up from his 100-year slumber His first words were: ""Huh... I'm a little stiff""."