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Joke of the Day

"Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat."

"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"

"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"

"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."

"Why is it prestigious to wear a condom? It's a members-only jacket."

"Wanna hear a joke? My mute friend told me this one."

"There's no such thing as ""elevator etiquette"" buddy. Just enjoy your back scratch."

"I went to the doctor with severe constipation, he laughed as he took my urine sample. I think he's taking the piss but I still couldn't give a shit."

"What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said ""Sorry we don't serve spirits."""

"""Do you have anything with, ya know, even more denim?"" ""These jeans are 100% denim."" ""I require more."" ""Mr. Leno, this is getting weird."""