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Joke of the Day

"Pulling pants up high to conceal a big belly is like a comb-over for the gut."

"Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa."

"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."

"Yo mama is so ugly She makes onions cry"

"I got arrested for following my dream. The owner of that Ferrari thought I was a hitman shading him."

"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"

"Two lawyers walk into a bar Exam"

"The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French."

"They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!"

"So a staircase said something to me the other day... Actually I lied, it just stared at me."