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Joke of the Day
"Some people have hauntingly good looks. Not you though, you're just really scary looking."
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"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!"
"How does every racist joke begin? *looks over both shoulders*"
"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!"
"Just watched a guy walk out of the tanning place and immediately light a cigarette. Slow down, buddy. Don't get all the cancer today!"
"What is comedian and former MTV show host Tom Green's favorite brand of pen? Uni-Ball"
"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."
"My wife used to have sex with fruit when she was stressed. When I found out, she went fucking bananas."
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite arcade game? PAC-Man."