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Joke of the Day
"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."
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"Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All 12"
"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""
"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? I don't use a feminist to kill myself when talking to a gun."
"Broke my make-up mirror this morning. I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, ""Your eyeliner is really crooked."""
"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"
"What did the man at the gay bar say as another gentleman was leaving? Please allow me to push in your stool."
"How come the steel clad soldiers from the Ming Dynasty lost to the Knights of Eastern Europe? They had a chink in their armor."
"My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period."