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Joke of the Day

"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."

"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"

"What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold? An Illumi-neti pot"

"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"

"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."

"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"

"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."

"What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp? AU SHWITZ"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"