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"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"
"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."
"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"
"Actual men and women are extinct. Too many insecure, narcissistic, attention seeking shit lords roam this earth and I want to vomit."
"What was the pornstar doing in school? Analogy"
"Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!"
"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a much more peaceful place."
"Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants..."
"Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a light bulb? One, you asshole."