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"Three Paddys"
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"Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last as long for fat people."
"""Have a nice day at the plant!"" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning"
"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"
"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"
"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"
"Holy lord, that sneeze felt so good I feel like I just cheated. I even named it Stan to further delude myself. I'm such a bad girl!"
"LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend"
"What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing"