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Joke of the Day
"What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp? AU SHWITZ"
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"If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression."
"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"
"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."
"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."
"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"
"What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution? They put their head into it."
"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"
"""God is dead"" - Nietzsche ""Nietzsche is dead"" - God ""I'd like to add you to my professional network"" - LinkedIn"
"Dance like nobody's watching. Because nobody is. Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov? Get over yourself."