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Joke of the Day

"I once had a job with elephants The pay was low, but the tips were huge."

"Why can't the homeless ever get by in America? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee"

"In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel? Because Anakin was unarmed."

"Sketch Artist: describe the man who attacked you Me: he had dark hair- Sketch Artist: one sec the Peanuts Character Creator is still loading"

"What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny."

"Who are the world's fastest readers? (NSFW) 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 8 seconds."

"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."

"How do mathematicians cure constipation? They work it out with a pencil."

"I don't blame people for not wanting Merrick Garland in the Supreme Court I would be scared too if I had to work with the Incredible Hulk in his later years."

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"