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Joke of the Day
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
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"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."
"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"
"What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common? None of them are original."
"Some people say I have a dark sense of humor. Not as dark as the charred remains of a holocaust victim."
"What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism"
"Did you hear about the gynecologist... ...who wallpapered his front room through the letter box?"
"Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up? Because of his cowlick."
"It turns out there IS a natural birth control that's 100% effective. You have to more than just careful with it... Fact is, you have to be totally anal."
"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."