19809
Joke of the Day
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
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"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"
"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"
"Octopus How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles"
"Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible."
"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."
"What do you call a Jamaican cooking competition? A jerkoff"
"A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention."
"Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils."
"Driver: My God... that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... ""pop""... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all."