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Joke of the Day
"What cell carrier do Mormons use? Virgin Mobile"
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"What did O say to Q? Put that thing away, there's kids around here"
"""That's what."" -She"
"A joke my sister told me. Q: how does a black woman prevent crime? A: she has an abortion"
"Screw this! I'm going to leave the original joke making to the professionals! Dane Cook... Amy Schumer... Carlos Mencia..."
"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."
"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."
"Debit card was repeatedly declined at the grocery store today. I was trying to buy vegetables so the bank just assumed the card was stolen"
"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."
"Judging by the tweets, you guys all lead really interesting lies"