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Joke of the Day

"I never chase a man. I always go for the ones who are too fat to run."

"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."

"I am trying to come up with a joke about the Patriots not winning the Super Bowl but.. I keep having a giant problem with the punchline"

"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."

"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Cause the pee is silent."

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."

"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."

"Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject"

"Walk into the club like whatup OWW Walk into the mace like what DAMN Walk into the sword like wha *dies* *flunks gladiator school*"