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Joke of the Day

"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."

"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"

"Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal. You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free."

"If college football created a bowl game called the ""Hyperbole,"" which two teams would be selected to play in it? The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe."

"ME: [sitting on iphone] europe. europe. EUROPE. europe [5 hrs later] ME: ok fine maybe ur right WIFE: what did you think airplane mode meant"

"Wife [returns home] have you eaten Me: have you eaten Wife: are you copying me?! Me: are you copying me Wife: I Love You Me: I already ate"

"""Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"" ""Elijah Would."""

"What's the difference between a Jewish kid and an American kid? (Going to hell for this one...) The American kid comes back from camp."

"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"What's the difference between a 12 year old grill and a 12 year old girl? The grill doesn't cry when you use it to satisfy your meaty desires."