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Joke of the Day

"Debit card was repeatedly declined at the grocery store today. I was trying to buy vegetables so the bank just assumed the card was stolen"

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"I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies"
"wife: you're listening to too much theatrical heavy metal Me: behold! The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us"
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"How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm"
"Just want to be bitten by a spider without the obligation of becoming a superhero."
"I would have been a gastroenterologist... But I didn't give a shit"
"The Binding Of Isaac Movie Just imagine The Binding Of Isaac Movie. He will find a Brimstone, Spoon Bender and Holy Mantle . It will be a pretty short movie I guess."
"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"
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