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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."
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"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."
"WHO LET THE CATS OUT? Mew. Mew. Mew. Mew. WHO LET THE CATS OUT? Mew. Mew. MRRROOW! HSSSSS! MRRROOW! HSSSSS! FUCK! HE'S AN INSIDE CAT!"
"What gives you uncontrollable gas? Nazis"
"I find girls tend to make a lot noise in their bedroom Perhaps they aren't expecting someone to be at their window."
"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."
"What do you call a Gay Dinosaur? A Megasaurus"
"What do you call a turtle without a shell? Dead."
"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."
"Please make sure ""to"" put your air quotes around the right words"