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Joke of the Day
"What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing? Extroversion"
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"How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? Pay for the pizza."
"My wife slammed her fist on the table and shouted... ""Why must you question everything I say!?"" ...""Everything?"" I replied"
"I can't believe I'm in class on Presidents' Day. This is an obamanation."
"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""
"So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said ""Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"""
"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"
"The fact that you can feel sad, then listen to a song and feel better proves that feelings are stupid."
"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"
"Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure but I don't flirt when I drive."