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Joke of the Day

"Its amazing how much power a simple clipboard can wield. Today I fired my boss. What could he say? I have the clipboard."

"We all know what this means It's just 4 trumpets! Or ITS JOHN CENA Sorry."

"You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry."

"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."

"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""

"You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend."

"A bar walks into a man The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole."

"Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork."

"(punny) Did you hear about the orgy at the campground? It was in tents"

"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."