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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of angry redditors get pissed because of...? (This joke?)"

"TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying"

"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."

"Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul"

"I'm currently stuck behind traffic lights. Fuck you Roxanne."

"What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels."

"So, my wife makes moonshine.... ...but I love her still."

"What did Jesus become after they nailed him to the cross? Holey."

"Never call a woman fat An elephant never forgets."

"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."