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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken drawing a sketch? Cock-A-Doodle-do!"

"What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? Schrodinger's cut"

"I was out when I saw a bIack man running with a TV. ""That looks like mine"" I thought, so I went home and checked but no, mine was still there, polishing my shoes."

"There's no point to a dull knife."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."

"What did the Jewish lesbian say to her girlfriend before taking her virginity? L'hymen"

"North Korea reminds me of a redhead Because they both have no Seoul"

"Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said ""Ohio is a spectacular place."""

"What's the difference between a boomerang and a train filled with Jews? The boomerang comes back."