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Joke of the Day
"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."
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"Just finished building doors for my fish. I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry."
"Racist Jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"
"At an AC/DC concert... Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock? Crowd: YESSSSSS Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!"
"What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman"
"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."
"Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics? It was I, **RIO**!!!"
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they have machines for that these days"