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Joke of the Day

"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they have machines for that these days"

"What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit"

"Hey, guy who named the mustache Hair lip was available"

"Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we can still kick their asses at kickboxing."

"Asian Penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts."

"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"

"Why did the lizards get a divorce? A reptile dysfunction"

"""Open Mike Night"" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I'd been invited to an autopsy."

"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."

"*looks at fish tank 6: It's part cat and part fish? Me: No it's just a fish *Catfish maintains eye contact while pushing over treasure chest"