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Joke of the Day

"Racist Jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

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"I hate the alphabet so much... I'm thinking about burning an F or G."
"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."
"Grandpa joke: What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters? Short"
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage"
"""Frequently Asked Questions"" is the most cheerfully passive-aggressive page of any website."
"Do you know the difference ""Hey, do you know what the difference is between window curtains and toilet paper?"" ""No."" ""So it was you then!!!"""
"Hey girl, do you like trucks? Cause I got a semi."
"What do you call a nose that can see into the future? Nostrildamus"
"Tossed and turned all night. I gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing."