1693

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma is the pause at the end of a clause."

"turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven"

"2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other. The first wave says ""Hey, are you okay?"" The second wave says ""Oh I'm fine It just Hertz"""

"Calm the fuck down, Nutrition Facts labels on bottled water."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid 200 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white."

"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."

"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."

"""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store."